Tuesday, April 28, 2015

post with Heart



HERE YOU GO.





HEART

The heart is a complex mass of muscle, veins, and blood. If you stab it blood will ooze. I would like to stab one.

post to go with i remember

If you have ever had a root canal it isnt fun. It hurts and I dont numb easily. but it does get you out of school.

I remember

I remember the time I...



  • broke my arm
  • ran to the rope swing
  • sat in boones basement all day every day
  • was 12
  • gave that talk in church
  • played no bobo
  • tipped the atv

post to go with shoes




This is where Perth is located. My mission boundaries are basically all of western Australia. Its going to be hot... very hot.

ShOeS

I think that I have a few pairs of shoes that are pretty boss city and some that are kinda lame. I do have a pair of brown vans that I think describe my personality quite well they are my go to pair. I think shoes can tell a lot about a person and I also think that they can be a little deceiving if that is all that you are looking at.

post to go with experiment

I'm a chimp and I am innocent. I mean no harm.

experiment



This is Perth Australia where I will be going on my mission. Seems pretty cool. Its hard to take life serious when you know you will be living some place like this having a completely new life in a few months ya know.





Post to go with Fear

For the most part I am a law abiding citizen...but sometimes I speed, tresspass, and Jaywalk. I don't like onions and I am part Viking.

Fears

I am afraid of cold oceans... I'm fine with the warm ones but the cold ones freak me out. I am scared of whales and sharks but more so whales. I am scared that I will never reach my full potential and I'll make one dumb mistake the screws up my whole life.

Sunday, March 8, 2015








this chimp is more innocent than most.
I love my life....

I'm sure there are people in this world that love their life more than I love mine but I still love mine a lot. Thats not to say that I don't of my ups and downs because of course I do... Everyone does. I love my opportunities, I love my situation, I love my friends and families, I love my body, I love my future. Some of the things I love about my life were just given to me, and some of the things I had to work for. I think that the key to enjoying your life regardless of what you've worked for or what has just been given to you is gratitude.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Do you know what baffles me. When you think of the all time greats in the NBA a few people seem to always come up. Jordan of course, you've got magic, The bird. Does anyone ever bring up Isaiah Thomas. Arguably one of the all time greatest individual leaders and inspirers in all of sports. It was all by the way he played and carried himself he didn't talk much. Usually those are the leaders everyone remembers...I wonder what happened.
Brick...

A brick is known as one of the strongest ways to build a house. So why is it that when you drop one individual brick it actually breaks quite easily. Just because you are strong in a group doesn't mean you can stand strong alone. Something like a rock.... those don't break.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

I do love fly fishing though. I love it far more than I have ever loved anyone else. If I could choose between hanging out with a girlfriend for a weekend in paris or going fly fishing on the green river it would be the easiest decision of my life. Love in high school is for people with not enough self confidence to live life alone. Don't get me wrong i've been in relationships just like everyone else, I just realized that they weren't for me yet and they were a waste of time and money. I've faked love before and it just gets old. Maybe I don't have feelings.
One time I faked being in love when I really wasn't. It was not fun. Love is for adults with more boring lives than I have. I am far too self centered and selfish to have any morsel of love involving romance in my life. Amen

Sunday, February 8, 2015

So everyone has crap in their lives......



Everyone has crap in their lives and I am no different than the rest. I'll be 100% honest when I say my favorite kind of people are the ones that can suck it up be tough and act happy. My least favorite are the ones who act sad for attention, and somewhere in the middle are the ones who just can't help it their emotions have too much control over them.
I am a Robot:


I am a robot well not exactly, I am a primate. I feel like a robot because I don't have any potential past what god made me to do, and that is eat bugs off my fellow chimps.
Thoughts on Crayons:


When I was 5 years old the crayon was easily my go to guy. Man that blue crayon I didn't go anywhere without him. God bless America

Monday, February 2, 2015

Intro

Introduction: Hello my name is innocent chimpanzee but you can just call me chimpy. I am ready to rumble with some great insight on the meaning of life and life experiences so keep tuned into my blog to catch all the action!